deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

ginnymydear:

DUUUUUUDE

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lizclimo:

how thoughtful. 

lizclimo:

how thoughtful. 

fayedaniels:

meretricula:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH

What is this little guy even doing?!?

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klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

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dragoneyes:

trzynastyksiezyc:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand

That’s exactly what all the people should know. 

Also we become extremely talkative since we kind of compensate our usual quietness that way

I’m so fucked up that I get sad when I think how well he treats me. Only because I am amazed that he would. And it scares me because I fear I will get too soft and let my guard down too much. I thinks that’s what makes me the saddest, that I have learned through others not to trust and the feeling of not being worthy. None of this came from him, he doesn’t deserve to have to deal with this fucked up person he didn’t create. I wish I knew him first so I could be the carefree me that could hold his hand without overthinking my every move.

dailyotter:

Sea Otter Happily Sings in the Bath
Via Monterey Bay Aquarium, photo © Jim Capwell/Divecentral.com

dailyotter:

Sea Otter Happily Sings in the Bath

Via Monterey Bay Aquarium, photo © Jim Capwell/Divecentral.com

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thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

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thesadmanbehindblueeyes78:

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