hervacationh0me:

If I’m grading a test and somebody writes this answer, I’m putting the test through a shredder. Kinda james van der beek, seventh heaven shit.

hervacationh0me:

If I’m grading a test and somebody writes this answer, I’m putting the test through a shredder. Kinda james van der beek, seventh heaven shit.

I hope you fall in love
 with someone who always texts back and never lets 
you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted.

—(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: slugly)

(Source: monicapotters)

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

ootasty:

don’t get tumblr crushes… they are…

crushing..

unprintable:

I’ll cry at my wedding because it’s a miracle it’s happening

(Source: ragafox)

(Source: 4nnalouise)

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

mishcollin:

i love that fall has a feeling, it’s not even the taste of smoke and barbeque in the air or the smell of wet dead leaves, it’s like a palpable feeling against your skin. it reminds me of renaissance festivals and cider barns and long highway drives to lawrence with the trees all sunset-shaded on the side of the road and cold night bonfires and guys i really fucking love autumn

(Source: microcomets)

I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations.

—(via hylophobic)

(Source: a--failure)